Customer Questions & Answers for
Sauce Hockey Monsoon Board Short

Full water and RPM's are recipe for a horrible ice surface. Meet Biff, an $8 an hour un-educated Zam driver who plays with Pokemon cards and thinks aliens are real. The extent of Biff's hockey career is snapping up the bright blue plastic rental skates with a walker on the ice and cruising around playing grab-bottom to Bieber songs during public skate. Thanks Biff, it's like the puck is falling in quicksand in the corners from all the standing puddles. We appreciate you laying more water than a monsoon rainstorm on the ice before our game.